Here, let me start it off:
- Why they can't touch my hair (the dodge & slap is real)
- Why Gary Vaynerchuk is awesome, BUT you still need to think what's in your best interest
- Why Kanye...just...WHY?!🙄
- Why I iron my jeans. Everyone thinks this is weird, and I think it's weird when they go out looking like they just woke up from a 2 hour nap, they just took, in their jeans.
- Why I don't want to bear children (the horror stories from friends...THE HORROR!!!😳 And this was at a baby shower!)
- Why I feel like I deserve a raise ("it's not what I deserve, it's what I EARNED. Let's go over the numbers, shall we?"...)
- Why I Marie Kondo'd my space. It AH-MAZES me that people are dumbfounded on why I got rid of so much useless 💩! And keep questioning me about it and saying, "Yeah...but, why?" GAH! How about, so I can actually SEE my floor! How about that?...